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Sans Underwear brings revelation

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it's impolite to look up my drawersWoke up this morning and forgot to put underwear on. Now, part way through the day I’m thinking, you know, those Europeans might have something there.

Yes, I’m not sure what this has to do with God or religion (and I’m quite fine with both) but this has certainly been, lovely, freeing; a revelation.

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June 12, 2008 at 11:29 am

Trash talking

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idiot - this isn't worth stealing

Yesterday I woke and thought it was today so I took out the trash in my pyjamas (an example of poor writing – think about it – as well stupid citizenry). The whole street knew of my mistake. It’s like walking around all day flying low. So, I left the cans out there as if to say I did this on purpose because I’m going to be away tomorrow and I am a conscientious person. But this morning I forgot I wasn’t supposed to be away so I took out the recycling boxes and the trash cans were still there, of course. The suit across the street looked up from his Smart phone while opening his car door drinking a fresh brewed latte and winked at me. SOB.

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June 11, 2008 at 9:18 am

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