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Yesterday I woke and thought it was today so I took out the trash in my pyjamas (an example of poor writing – think about it – as well stupid citizenry). The whole street knew of my mistake. It’s like walking around all day flying low. So, I left the cans out there as if to say I did this on purpose because I’m going to be away tomorrow and I am a conscientious person. But this morning I forgot I wasn’t supposed to be away so I took out the recycling boxes and the trash cans were still there, of course. The suit across the street looked up from his Smart phone while opening his car door drinking a fresh brewed latte and winked at me. SOB.